Apparently I have a lot. I guess, since they’re old hat to me and since my days are pretty much like anyone else’s, I don’t think about it. But we got to talking about Helsinki on Midsummer’s Eve, about eating bush meat in the Amazon, about being bombed by the IRA, about cutting an 86 year-old woman’s heart out of her chest (don’t worry–she was … Continue reading Screwing a Dead Cat
“Brief, violent, and unpredictable, yet thrilling to be in the middle of.” -goodreads reviewer A scoundrel with a secret seeks the key to escaping the end of the world. An exiled gunslinger, waiting to die, is called back for one more job. A radioactive man is sold into service as an assassin by a mysterious cult. As their stories intertwine, all three are caught between … Continue reading IT’S FINALLY HERE! Fantasmagoria is Released!
I want to tell you a little story. Picture a restaurant in a small town. In fact, it’s the only restaurant for miles around, so almost everyone in the little town eats there at least once a week, not least because of the famous desserts: apple cobbler and cherry pie. Now picture a horde of rabid lemmings eating the screaming old couple who own the … Continue reading Taste My Carnal Chocolate Eruption